Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Just the Stats, Ma'am

Family:

Sick kids in house: 2
Sick Dads in house: 1 (but much better)

Healthy Moms in house: 1
Healthy Kids in house: 1 (though subject to change)

Meds:

Prescription meds for kids: 2
Prescription meds for Dad: 4
Meds for Dad with Codeine: 1 (and it's a good one)

Animals:

Dogs in house: 1
Cats in house: 1
Fish in house: 0 (natural causes, she hadn't tried suicide for about 4 years now)

Lawn:

Weeds: A bazillion
Grass: Not so much

Food:

Chocolate Easter Bunnies: 2 (but not for long)
Giant Chocolate Easter Bunnies: 1 (also not for long)
Real Food: Who cares man???  There are Chocolate Easter Bunnies!!!!

And that's the report for today.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Careful. Mom was alleric to Codeine. Turned her green and by her account almost killed her--but that was probably an exaggeration. Y'know Mom... But if it's working for you, I guess it's not a problem :)